Population | 3.101 billion |
Capital | Gone but not forgotten |
Leader | Conglomeration of warlords |
Faith | Poopenfartenism |
Currency | Transit Chit |
Animal | Naval AI |
The Horrible Collapse Scenario of CBG-Palisade is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Conglomeration of warlords with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.101 billion complete imbeciles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gone but not forgotten. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish spess lad economy, worth 86.1 trillion Transit Chits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 27,779 Transit Chits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
CBG-Palisade recently decided against having a capital city, CBG-Palisade's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of CBG-Palisade has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CBG-Palisade's national animal is the Naval AI and its national religion is Poopenfartenism.
CBG-Palisade is ranked 236,111th in the world and 6th in The KG Puppet Hole for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 19 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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CBG-Palisade's influence in The KG Puppet Hole fell from "Superpower" to "Powerbroker".
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CBG-Palisade's influence in The KG Puppet Hole rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Superpower".
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CBG-Palisade altered its national flag.
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CBG-Palisade relocated from Osiris to The KG Puppet Hole.
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CBG-Palisade was refounded in Osiris.
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CBG-Palisade ceased to exist in The KG Puppet Hole.
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The D52D00FF9A56Fx6D362A4A30262 of Kiu Ghesik was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
CBG-Palisade, curing 1 million infected.
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The D52D00FF9A56Fx6D362A4A30262 of Kiu Ghesik was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
CBG-Palisade, curing 1 million infected.
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CBG-Palisade was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
The D52D00FF9A56Fx6D362A4A30262 of Kiu Ghesik, curing 1 million infected.
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CBG-Palisade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.