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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,193rdMost Influential: 3,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,567th
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Population7.507 billion



The Kingdom of Caybow is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Baconslushy with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.507 billion Caybowians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philia. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caybowian economy, worth 564 trillion Bows a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,163 Bows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caybow's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caybow is ranked 18,931st in the world and 1,079th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 64.07 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,193rdMost Influential: 3,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,567thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,809thBest Weather: 8,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,359thMost Pacifist: 10,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,793rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,043rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,361stNicest Citizens: 13,370thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,385thMost Cultured: 15,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,669thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,349thHighest Food Quality: 16,543rdMost Inclusive: 17,577thSmartest Citizens: 18,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,582ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,864th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 179th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 265th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 458th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 516th in the regionMost Stationary: 531st in the regionMost Pacifist: 538th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 591st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 652nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 678th in the regionNicest Citizens: 682nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 693rd in the region

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