The Kingdom of Caybow is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Baconslushy with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.355 billion Caybowians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philia. The average income tax rate is 60.5%.

The powerhouse Caybowian economy, worth 278 trillion Bows a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,139 Bows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caybow's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Caybow is ranked 45,771^st in the world and 2,217^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 60.48 Effective Tax Rate.