The Kingdom of Caybow is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Baconslushy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 901 million Caybowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philia. The average income tax rate is 46.8%.

The very strong Caybowian economy, worth 71.0 trillion Bows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,793 Bows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, bins outnumber trees in city parks, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caybow's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caybow is ranked 66,612^th in the world and 2,075^th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 62.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.