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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,448thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,521st
The Disputed Territories of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Vladimir Putin
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cay Galdava

Population3.015 billion

CapitalSderilold
LeaderVladimir Putin
FaithChristianity

Currencyruble
Animalcobra

The Disputed Territories of Cay Galdava is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.015 billion Cay Galdavans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sderilold. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The thriving Cay Galdavan economy, worth 215 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,405 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,225 per year while the poor average 10,302, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cay Galdava's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cay Galdava is ranked 222,355th in the world and 296th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 153.8 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,448thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,521stTop
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Most Primitive: 13,676thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,074thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,105thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,543rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,048thFattest Citizens: 17,500thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,816thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,463rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,507th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cay Galdava was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cay Galdava was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cay Galdava was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cay Galdava, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Cay Galdava, video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Cay Galdava, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Cay Galdava, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cay Galdava, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Cay Galdava changed its national capital to "Sderilold", its faith to "Christianity", and its leader to "Vladimir Putin".
  • : Following new legislation in Cay Galdava, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.

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