Population | 2.579 billion |
Currency | Sovereign |
Animal | Cawdorian terrier |
The United Kingdom of Cawdor East is a massive, safe nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.579 billion Cawdor Eastians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.
The thriving Cawdor Eastian economy, worth 257 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 99,976 Sovereigns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,557 per year while the poor average 28,165, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the official Cawdor Eastian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime is totally unknown. Cawdor East's national animal is the Cawdorian terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cawdor East is ranked 140,047th in the world and 2,938th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 207.97335300808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cawdor East was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, the official Cawdor Eastian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in Cawdor East, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.