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Most Avoided: 7,535thRudest Citizens: 8,340thLargest Mining Sector: 9,447th
The Allied States of
Moralistic Democracy
We need capitalism
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cavern of Kings

Population5.099 billion

CapitalMonarchropolis

Currencyducat
Animalqueen

The Allied States of Cavern of Kings is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.099 billion Kings are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monarchropolis. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The strong Monarchist economy, worth 521 trillion ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,339 ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, school uniforms are compulsory, and adultery has been made a capital offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cavern of Kings's national animal is the queen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cavern of Kings is ranked 337,092nd in the world and 5,529th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
5%
Most Avoided: 7,535thRudest Citizens: 8,340thLargest Mining Sector: 9,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,908thMost Conservative: 13,401stTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,382ndLargest Black Market: 22,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,314thMost Devout: 33,743rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34,354th
Top
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 71st in the regionMost Avoided: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionLargest Black Market: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219th in the regionTop
10%
Most Conservative: 294th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 339th in the regionMost Devout: 405th in the regionMost Patriotic: 505th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Cavern of Kings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.

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