The Exarch Cooki of CaveDweller is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cooki with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.962 billion Arderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardere. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The all-consuming CaveDwellerian economy, worth 518 trillion Cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,550 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Neighboring nations are tired of CaveDweller's big fish stories, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CaveDweller's national animal is the Eevee, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Arembiasm.

CaveDweller is ranked 154,119^th in the world and 6,118^th in the Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 11.67 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.