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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,081stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,910thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,708th
The Exarch Cooki of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
#Everyone blows up labs at some point in their career.
Cooki
Influence
Shoeshiner
Exarch
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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CaveDweller

Population4.962 billion

CapitalArdere
LeaderCooki
FaithArembiasm

CurrencyCookie
AnimalEevee

The Exarch Cooki of CaveDweller is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cooki with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.962 billion Arderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardere. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The all-consuming CaveDwellerian economy, worth 518 trillion Cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,550 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Neighboring nations are tired of CaveDweller's big fish stories, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CaveDweller's national animal is the Eevee, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Arembiasm.

CaveDweller is ranked 154,119th in the world and 6,118th in the Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 11.67 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,081stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,910thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,438thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,842ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,400thLargest Retail Industry: 13,114thMost Cultured: 16,895thMost Influential: 17,211thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,930th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 194th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 260th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 264th in the regionMost Influential: 291st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 307th in the regionMost Stationary: 344th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 373rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 380th in the regionMost Cultured: 384th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 430th in the regionRudest Citizens: 441st in the regionLargest Populations: 442nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 564th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 615th in the regionMost Developed: 679th in the regionMost Devout: 712th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 741st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CaveDweller created a custom banner.
  • : CaveDweller created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, neighboring nations are tired of CaveDweller's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : CaveDweller lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.

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