The Rogue Nation of Cavaotina is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.189 billion Cavaotinans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavaotinan economy, worth a remarkable 8,988 trillion Cava Half-Cents a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 356,827 Cava Half-Cents, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,966,369 per year while the poor average 32,783, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, anti-government web sites are springing up, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cavaotina's national animal is the Giant hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cavaotina is ranked 424^th in the world and 6^th in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,080.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.