The Rogue Nation of Cavaotina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.639 billion Cavaotinans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavaotinan economy, worth a remarkable 8,340 trillion Cava Half-Cents a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 352,833 Cava Half-Cents, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,041,919 per year while the poor average 29,022, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, you can tell when Cavaotinans are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cavaotina's national animal is the Giant hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cavaotina is ranked 294,252^nd in the world and 3,906^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.89 law-abiding acts per hour.