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Most Patriotic: 1,532ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,938thMost Armed: 2,758th
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We have no Motto
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice

Population3.375 billion

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalCat

The People's Republic of Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.375 billion brizlhaniceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient brizlhanicean economy, worth 632 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,466 Fauzjhiauxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice is ranked 250,675th in the world and 1st in Sauzsialislhe Canazbha for Most Avoided, scoring 1.04 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Patriotic: 1,532ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,938thMost Armed: 2,758thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,530thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,669thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,673rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,614thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,955thHealthiest Citizens: 7,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,340thHighest Average Incomes: 9,020thLargest Black Market: 9,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,751stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,652ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,110thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,881stSmartest Citizens: 16,211thBest Weather: 18,269thMost Efficient Economies: 18,271stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,429thMost Inclusive: 19,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,160thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,830thHighest Food Quality: 21,450thLargest Governments: 22,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,646thMost Conservative: 22,819thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,250thMost Developed: 25,099thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,872nd
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzlaunbi brizlhanice, surveillance cameras are banned.

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