by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,050thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,735thFattest Citizens: 3,254th
The Congressional Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
The Freer the Market, The Freer The People.
Minister of Infrastructure
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population762 million


Currencycauvan credit ȼ
AnimalTasseled wobbegong

The Congressional Republic of Cauva is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 762 million Cauvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corwen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cauvan economy, worth 90.6 trillion cauvan credit ȼs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 118,887 cauvan credit ȼs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,755 per year while the poor average 17,810, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cauva's national animal is the Tasseled wobbegong, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cauva is ranked 117,677th in the world and 28th in Novus Lucidum for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 919.02 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 2,050thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,735thFattest Citizens: 3,254thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,285thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,313thMost Avoided: 3,629thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,621stMost Armed: 4,629thRudest Citizens: 4,640thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,910thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,948thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,896thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,381stLargest Retail Industry: 8,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,413thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 15,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,008thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,624thMost Efficient Economies: 20,485thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,328thMost Secular: 22,539th
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » New Nationale Einheit, Scalesburg, Ionalands, The Arken, Barbariax, Krogis, and Straona.

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