The The Cat's Pajamas of Cattiva is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 713 million Cattivans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cattivan economy, worth 41.0 trillion baht a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 57,538 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', visitors to Cattiva are microchipped and must be escorted by a Cattivan soldier - even to the bathroom, and cops in Cattiva City spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cattiva's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cattiva is ranked 19,685^th in the world and 4^th in Yuno for Most Conservative, scoring 84.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.