The New Republic of Catsonya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ex-Sonyan-Prince Catalonius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.788 billion Catsonyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cities of Felix-Felicis Project. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Catsonyan economy, worth 255 trillion Credit Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,037 Credit Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Catsonya. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Catsonya's national animal is the Cyber-Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catsonya is ranked 2,624^th in the world and 65^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,925.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.