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Rudest Citizens: 331st Largest Agricultural Sector: 820th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,102nd
The Democratic Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We shall last forever and a day.
John Henry Eden
Influence
Superpower
Regional Authority
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Catsfern

Population5.71 billion

CapitalRaven Rock
LeaderJohn Henry Eden
FaithThe Imperial Pantheon

CurrencySeptim
Animalneko girl

The Democratic Empire of Catsfern is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Henry Eden with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.71 billion Catsfernians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raven Rock. The average income tax rate is 4.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catsfernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,525 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes. Crime is totally unknown. Catsfern's national animal is the neko girl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Pantheon.

Catsfern is ranked 16,916th in the world and 4th in RKS System for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,160.25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 820thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,561stTop
5%
Most Cultured: 1,777thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,386thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,450thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,679thHighest Average Incomes: 2,850thSmartest Citizens: 3,079thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,173rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,942ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,375thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,542ndMost Developed: 4,716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,786thLargest Retail Industry: 6,352ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,690thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,270thMost Efficient Economies: 7,393rdMost Secular: 7,553rdLargest Governments: 7,996thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,205thHighest Economic Output: 9,578thMost Inclusive: 10,421stLargest Mining Sector: 10,605thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,097thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,184thNudest: 13,424thLargest Black Market: 13,938thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,125thMost Armed: 15,930thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,991stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,261stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,916th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Catsfern voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Catsfern, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.

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