The Queendom of Cats without Hats is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Cat on your lap with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.454 billion Cats without Hatsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comfy Secret Lair. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cats without Hatsian economy, worth 788 trillion cat toys a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,595 cat toys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Cats without Hatsian bee. Crime is totally unknown. Cats without Hats's national animal is the majestic house cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Full Food Dish.

Cats without Hats is ranked 107,384^th in the world and 14^th in Nasicournia for Fattest Citizens, with 11.1 Obesity Rate.