The Kingdom of Catotoland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 405 million Catotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Paulo. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Catotolandian economy, worth 36.2 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,453 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, more and more people are signing up for the government party, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catotoland's national animal is the Capivara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Catotoland is ranked 13,516^th in the world and 43^rd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 9,472.59 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.