The Velvet Knights Nation of Catillac Cats 4 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Que with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.034 billion Catillac Cats 4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filine Hills. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Catillac Cats 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,781 trillion cat nips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,603 cat nips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,580 per year while the poor average 7,181, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", recognizing the Catillac Cats 4ian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catillac Cats 4's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mystic Order of Velvet Knights.

Catillac Cats 4 is ranked 89,809^th in the world and 7^th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.21 law-abiding acts per hour.