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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,369thMost Influential: 3,576thNudest: 4,097th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mandatory Reptile Companionship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cathy Myschittland

Population965 million

Currencyschitt
Animalblobfish

The Empire of Cathy Myschittland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 965 million Cathy Myschittlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.7%.

The strong Cathy Myschittlandian economy, worth 80.6 trillion schitts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,534 schitts, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cathy Myschittland's national animal is the blobfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cathy Myschittland is ranked 18,295th in the world and 968th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,685.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 586th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 652nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 663rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 673rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 710th in the regionLargest Black Market: 754th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 843rd in the regionMost Secular: 853rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 854th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 857th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 877th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 916th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 927th in the regionMost Extreme: 946th in the regionLargest Governments: 953rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 968th in the regionMost Influential: 988th in the regionBest Weather: 990th in the region

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