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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 706thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,029thNudest: 2,082nd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do what you want, When you want
Snow Lion
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.775 billion

LeaderSnow Lion


The Empire of CatGuy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Snow Lion with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.775 billion Cubs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fluffy. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse CatGuyian economy, worth 151 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,146 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and the "Rump Diet" is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CatGuy's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catism.

CatGuy is ranked 97,254th in the world and 3,229th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 63.18209150788 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 706thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,029thNudest: 2,082ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,365thMost Influential: 3,217thMost Primitive: 3,616thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,548thMost Armed: 8,139thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,312thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,571stMost Authoritarian: 13,578thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,266thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,624th
Nudest: 64th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 80th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 171st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 195th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 222nd in the regionMost Armed: 290th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 588th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 709th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 779th in the regionLargest Black Market: 811th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 841st in the regionMost Influential: 874th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 908th in the region

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