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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,721stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,686thMost Secular: 14,584th
The Antifa SUwUpersoldier of
Father Knows Best State
🏳️‍⚧️ This Machine Bans Fascists 🏳️‍⚧️
Influence
Enforcer
Baldest
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Catgirl UPC

Population1.779 billion

LeaderUPC

CurrencyCatnip
AnimalCats

The Antifa SUwUpersoldier of Catgirl UPC is a massive, genial nation, ruled by UPC with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 1.779 billion Catgirls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Catgirl UPCian economy, worth 81.2 trillion Catnips a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,659 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catgirl UPC's national animal is the Cats, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Catgirl UPC is ranked 247,437th in the world and 6th in Confederacy of Layem for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,721stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,686thMost Secular: 14,584thMost Patriotic: 15,431stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,316thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,078th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, Air Catgirl UPC tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel.
  • : Catgirl UPC was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, a government program is underway to revitalize Catgirl UPC's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Catgirl UPC, children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets.

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