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Highest Drug Use: 1,613thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,645thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,121st
The Nya-tion of
Left-wing Utopia
Mrrrrrp :3
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
Influence
Negotiator
People's Commissariat for Catboys
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Catboyland

Population1.321 billion

CapitalRanulfograd
LeaderDimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd

CurrencyToebean
Animalcatgirl

The Nya-tion of Catboyland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.321 billion Catboys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranulfograd. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Catboylandian economy, worth 153 trillion Toebeans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,248 Toebeans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, posters on 'Catboylandian Values' advise against being proud of Catboyland, Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd panders to nontraditional families, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Catboyland. Crime is totally unknown. Catboyland's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catboyland is ranked 5,940th in the world and 2nd in Communist Cartel for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,613thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,645thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,121stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,485thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,805thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,951stMost Inclusive: 3,007thNicest Citizens: 3,057thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,252ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,354thMost Pacifist: 4,763rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,901stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,356thHighest Food Quality: 5,671stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,867thNudest: 9,835thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,980thLargest Governments: 10,045thMost Cultured: 10,363rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,848thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,001stMost Developed: 11,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,630thBest Weather: 11,860thTop
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Safest: 13,254thMost Income Equality: 15,716thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,005thSmartest Citizens: 16,378thMost Secular: 19,794thMost Efficient Economies: 20,127thMost Influential: 20,756thHealthiest Citizens: 23,854thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,171st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Catboyland, there's a bright dawn ahead for Catboyland.
  • : Following new legislation in Catboyland, Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Catboyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Catboyland, posters on 'Catboylandian Values' advise against being proud of Catboyland.
  • : Following new legislation in Catboyland, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Catboyland, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Catboyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Catboyland, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Catboyland endorsed The Dictatorship of Calina.
  • : Catboyland was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Calina.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » His Excellency, Beijingistan, The Death Zone, Havumaa, Gallaton, Omorgus, Kijjkistan, and Calina.

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