The Nya-tion of Catboyland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.321 billion Catboys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranulfograd. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Catboylandian economy, worth 153 trillion Toebeans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,248 Toebeans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, posters on 'Catboylandian Values' advise against being proud of Catboyland, Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd panders to nontraditional families, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Catboyland. Crime is totally unknown. Catboyland's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catboyland is ranked 5,940^th in the world and 2^nd in Communist Cartel for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.