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Most Secular: 1,751st Nudest: 3,875th Most Subsidized Industry: 4,216th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Long live the King Long live the Kingdom
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Castwell

Population4.868 billion

CapitalCastiel
LeaderKing Joe Durham

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Kingdom of Castwell is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Joe Durham with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 4.868 billion Castellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castiel. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Castwellian economy, worth 865 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,737 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castwell's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Castwell is ranked 139,323rd in the world and 140th in Texas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,041.3 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 1,751stNudest: 3,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,216thLowest Crime Rates: 4,269thMost Developed: 4,803rdMost Cultured: 5,293rdLargest Governments: 5,570thMost Efficient Economies: 6,383rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,393rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,753rdSmartest Citizens: 6,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,195thSafest: 7,236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,274thHighest Average Incomes: 7,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,411thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,653rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,512thHealthiest Citizens: 12,169thMost Inclusive: 12,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,256thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,610thRudest Citizens: 14,749thHighest Economic Output: 15,356th
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Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Castwell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, King Joe Durham is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Castwell, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.

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