Population | 12.198 billion |
Capital | Cavana |
Leader | Comrade Katya |
Currency | Castrovcan Rouble |
Animal | Serval |
The Gay Space Communist Union of Castrovca is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Katya with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.198 billion Castrovcans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavana. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Castrovcan economy, worth a remarkable 2,523 trillion Castrovcan Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,861 Castrovcan Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Comrade Katya is a silly poophead, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, immigrants who don't like the taste of Castrovcan Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Castrovca's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Castrovca is ranked 1,976th in the world and 6th in USSD for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.51 percentage of bribes refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Castrovca, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in
Castrovca, immigrants who don't like the taste of Castrovcan Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
- : Following new legislation in
Castrovca, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in
Castrovca, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Comrade Katya is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in
Castrovca, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
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Castrovca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in
Castrovca, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in
Castrovca, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
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Castrovca, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
- : Following new legislation in
Castrovca, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.