The Gay Space Communist Union of Castrovca is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Katya with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.41 billion Castrovcans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavana. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Castrovcan economy, worth 865 trillion Castrovcan Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,339 Castrovcan Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Castrovcan schoolchildren, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is totally unknown. Castrovca's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Castrovca is ranked 163,614^th in the world and 18^th in CTSN for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,748.76 Standard Monetary Units.