The Gay Space Communist Union of Castrovca is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Katya with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.198 billion Castrovcans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavana. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Castrovcan economy, worth a remarkable 2,523 trillion Castrovcan Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,861 Castrovcan Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Comrade Katya is a silly poophead, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, immigrants who don't like the taste of Castrovcan Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Castrovca's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Castrovca is ranked 1,976^th in the world and 6^th in USSD for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.51 percentage of bribes refused.