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Largest Mining Sector: 12,961st
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Plus Ultra
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Castrillo Matajudios

Population26 million

CurrencyPeseta
AnimalBull

The Republic of Castrillo Matajudios is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26 million Spanish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The strong Spanish economy, worth 1.22 trillion Pesetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 46,791 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castrillo Matajudios's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Castrillo Matajudios is ranked 63,443rd in the world and 2,751st in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,710.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 12,961st
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Largest Mining Sector: 352nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 548th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, a government program is underway to revitalize Castrillo Matajudios's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Castrillo Matajudios, it's best not to ask what goes into Castrillo Matajudios City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.

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