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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,878th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,978th Best Weather: 7,337th
The Super-duper Kawaii States of
Father Knows Best State
Cuddliness confirmed.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Castle Crashers

Population9.698 billion

CapitalCommonwealth of Lenton
LeaderCourtney Carter
FaithChocolateism

Currencygolden coin
Animalunicorn

The Super-duper Kawaii States of Castle Crashers is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Courtney Carter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.698 billion Castle Crashians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commonwealth of Lenton. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The powerhouse Castle Crasher economy, worth 885 trillion golden coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,318 golden coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Crashers's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolateism.

Castle Crashers is ranked 22,698th in the world and 1,358th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 215.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,878thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,978thBest Weather: 7,337thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,668thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,705thHealthiest Citizens: 11,721stSafest: 12,051stMost Secular: 12,374thLowest Crime Rates: 12,701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,409thHighest Economic Output: 16,573rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 172nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 362nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 535th in the regionMost Secular: 637th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 662nd in the regionLargest Populations: 666th in the regionSafest: 679th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 713th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Castle Crashers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Castle Crashers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Castle Crashers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Castle Crashers's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Castle Crashers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Castle Crashers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Castle Crashers's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Castle Crashers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Castle Crashers's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Castle Crashers's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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