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Largest Mining Sector: 25,024th
The Emirate of
Father Knows Best State
The plate code of 37.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Castamone

Population564 million

Currencyakche
Animalroe deer

The Emirate of Castamone is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 564 million Castamoneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The strong Castamonean economy, worth 27.7 trillion akches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,074 akches, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,686 per year while the poor average 12,360, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is almost non-existent. Castamone's national animal is the roe deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Castamone is ranked 218,848th in the world and 6th in Turkiye for Most Conservative, scoring 40.86 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 25,024th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Castamonean ambassadors.
  • : Castamone's influence in Turkiye rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Castamone, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.

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