The Matriarchy of Cassadaigua is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Cassie II with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.925 billion Cassadagans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassadaiguan economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion quarters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 83,414 quarters, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,870 per year while the poor average 12,934, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Cassadaiguan actors literally work from cradle to grave, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Concord Heights to enjoy their national art. Crime is moderate. Cassadaigua's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cassadaigua is ranked 15,975^th in the world and 12^th in Rushmore for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.