by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,037thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,247th
The Matriarchy of
Capitalist Paradise
Freedom, prosperity, glory.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Survival Rate:2.79%


Population20.213 billion

CapitalConcord Heights
LeaderQueen Cassie II


The Matriarchy of Cassadaigua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Cassie II with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.874 billion Cassadagans, 17.31 billion of whom are zombies, are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassadaiguan economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion quarters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 83,894 quarters, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,350 per year while the poor average 12,730, a ratio of 28.0 to 1.

The opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Concord Heights to enjoy their national art, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and Concord Heights's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime is moderate. Cassadaigua's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cassadaigua is ranked 34,121st in the world and 4th in Rushmore for Most Avoided, scoring 192.33 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,037thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,247thMost Zombies: 4,417thLargest Populations: 6,536thHighest Economic Output: 9,503rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,298thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,002ndMost Stationary: 13,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,574thMost Influential: 16,268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,373rdMost Pro-Market: 17,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,431stMost Dead: 19,117thMost Survivors: 19,167thMost Efficient Economies: 20,493rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the region

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