The Matriarchy of Cassadaigua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Cassie II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.803 billion Cassadagans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassadaiguan economy, worth a remarkable 2,000 trillion quarters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 84,060 quarters, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,058 per year while the poor average 12,755, a ratio of 28.0 to 1.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Concord Heights to enjoy their national art, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, Concord Heights's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime is moderate. Cassadaigua's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cassadaigua is ranked 64,915^th in the world and 42^nd in Rushmore for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.21 bananas ingested per day.