The Kingdom of Caspiaa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adrian Lindholm with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.877 billion Caspiaans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viitaniemi. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The powerhouse Caspiaan economy, worth 118 trillion Cronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,310 Cronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sneezing in public is a capital offense, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, all the world's a stage for Caspiaan political theatrics, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caspiaa's national animal is the Euronian elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caspiaa is ranked 23,310^th in the world and 14^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 9.36 Bank.