The United Socialist States of Caspersland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Casper with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.733 billion Casperslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caspersstad. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Casperslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,596 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 193,680 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caspersland's national animal is the Wilderbeast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Caspersland is ranked 100^th in the world and 2^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.93 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.