The Holy Empire of Caspacaia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 13.887 billion Caspacaians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Caspacaian economy, worth 308 trillion jhaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 22,200 jhaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caspacaia's national animal is the pigion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caspacaia is ranked 104,217^th in the world and 17^th in Red Back Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.37 law-abiding acts per hour.