The Constitutional Kingdom of Casillo y Real is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prince-Emeritus Astolfo with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.454 billion Corrics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eleçeron. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Corric economy, worth 46.9 trillion Regnés a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,240 Regnés, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Casillo y Real's national animal is the Golden Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Casillo y Real is ranked 145,485^th in the world and 5,094^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 58.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.