The Empire of Caselpania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.621 billion Caselpanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrania City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caselpanian economy, worth 202 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 125,036 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Caselpania, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and Leader's new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caselpania's national animal is the Dire wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caselpania is ranked 23,704^th in the world and 1,236^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,446.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.