The Empire of Caselpania is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.563 billion Caselpanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrania City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Caselpanian economy, worth 319 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 124,833 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caselpania's national animal is the Dire wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caselpania is ranked 21,098^th in the world and 721^st in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,738.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.