The Empire of Caselpania is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 253 million Caselpanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrania City. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Caselpanian economy, worth 24.1 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,383 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Terrania City, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Caselpanian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caselpania's national animal is the Dire wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caselpania is ranked 35,329^th in the world and 1,606^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 95,383.16 Standard Monetary Units.