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Most Primitive: 1,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,525th
The Cornist Junta of
Father Knows Best State
Why worry about something that isn't going to happen?
Brigadier General Corndon Longley
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cartorian Empire

Population12.99 billion

CapitalKartorograd
LeaderBrigadier General Corndon Longley
FaithCornism

CurrencyC-Mark
AnimalCartorian Grizzly

The Cornist Junta of Cartorian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Brigadier General Corndon Longley with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.99 billion Cartorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kartorograd. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cartorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion C-Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,982 C-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartorian Empire's national animal is the Cartorian Grizzly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cornism.

Cartorian Empire is ranked 9,217th in the world and 12th in KAISERREICH for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.27 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,525thMost Devout: 8,467thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,941stLowest Crime Rates: 9,217thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,640thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,507thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,322ndHighest Economic Output: 17,086thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,821stMost Corrupt Governments: 18,816thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,376thLargest Mining Sector: 19,545thMost Patriotic: 20,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,087thMost Developed: 21,954thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,012thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,041stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,056thMost Efficient Economies: 27,167thLargest Governments: 29,473rdSafest: 29,656thHealthiest Citizens: 30,599th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the region

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