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Most Primitive: 1,436thMost Devout: 3,683rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,696th
The Kuomintangist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Will I ever choose one flag?
Warlord Wang
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Cartorian Empire

Population7.454 billion

LeaderWarlord Wang
FaithCornni Islam

AnimalCartorian RICE

The Kuomintangist Republic of Cartorian Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Warlord Wang with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.454 billion Cartorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanking. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cartorian economy, worth 868 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,500 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, and armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartorian Empire's national animal is the Cartorian RICE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cornni Islam.

Cartorian Empire is ranked 201,474th in the world and 44th in Montealba for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Primitive: 1,436thTop
Most Devout: 3,683rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,696thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,349thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,504thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,710thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,910thLowest Crime Rates: 8,132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,673rdMost Authoritarian: 8,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,807thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,463rdMost Conservative: 11,710thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,096thLargest Black Market: 13,391stMost Developed: 18,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,271stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,876thHighest Economic Output: 21,696thLargest Governments: 21,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,334th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the region

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