The Democratic Republic of Cartoonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Jimmy Kudo with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The cheerful, devout population of 6.891 billion Cartoonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallagher. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cartoonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion Toonisuas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,833 Toonisuas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Cartoonia remains pure, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartoonia's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toontholosism.

Cartoonia is ranked 106,381^st in the world and 39^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Authoritarian, with 619.55 milliStalins.