The Community of CartAgRiem 026 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.533 billion CartAgRiem 026ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 31.9%.

The all-consuming CartAgRiem 026ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,987 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, Leader's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CartAgRiem 026's national animal is the dead parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

CartAgRiem 026 is ranked 157,575^th in the world and 9,370^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.54 law-abiding acts per hour.