The Holy Heiled Empire of Carstantinopipal is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carson the Great and IronFist-200 with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.462 billion Carsonites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carson City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Carstantinopipalian economy, worth 804 trillion Carson Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,347 Carson Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carstantinopipal's national animal is the Carsoraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carsonism.

Carstantinopipal is ranked 8,987^th in the world and 2^nd in The United Empires of Carson for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.