The ☙ Holy Imperial State ❧ of Carstantinopipal is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Regent Marley with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.754 billion Carsonites, 3.524 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carson City. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Carstantinopipalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Carson Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,536 Carson Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, Regent Marley's Twitcher account is typically used to share Carsoraptor memes rather than government policy, government employees from Carstantinopipal dominate international lumberjack competitions, and internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carstantinopipal's national animal is the Carsoraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carsonism.

Carstantinopipal is ranked 222,663^rd in the world and 144^th in The United Empires of Carson for Most Avoided, scoring 0.23 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.