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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,509th
The Federal Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Industry
UNKNOWN
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Cars Kea

Population3.031 billion

CapitalFunland
LeaderUNKNOWN
FaithFarthism

Currencybaht
Animalparrot

The Federal Republic of Cars Kea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by UNKNOWN with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.031 billion Cars Keans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.0%.

The Cars Kean economy, worth 133 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,066 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,846 per year while the poor average 9,180, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Cars Kean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cars Kea's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Farthism.

Cars Kea is ranked 223,136th in the world and 300th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 148.25 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,509th
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cars Kea, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Cars Kean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Cars Kea, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Cars Kea, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Cars Kea was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cars Kea, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Cars Kea, commemoration of the Great Oneid War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Cars Kea, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Cars Kea, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Cars Kea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Cars Kea, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".

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