by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,949thMost Influential: 9,876th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The fall of Great Britain was the rise of Carrotlands
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population683 million

CapitalDinas Dan Do


The Empire of Carrotlands is a huge, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, devout population of 683 million Carrotese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinas Dan Do. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Carrotish economy, worth 46.0 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,338 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty", a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for puffin sacrifices, and contestants on Carrotlands's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carrotlands's national animal is the puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Carrotlands is ranked 253,923rd in the world and 872nd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.87 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,949thMost Influential: 9,876thTop
Most Inclusive: 16,797thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,558thBest Weather: 22,487thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,780thHighest Food Quality: 25,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,527th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the region

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