The Enlightened Pontanore of Caropsyne Peoples is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Premier Ilmer Yutrias with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 15.622 billion Caropsynes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fornænda. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Caropsyne economy, worth 741 trillion Creditas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,493 Creditas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, Premier Ilmer Yutrias's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, torture is illegal, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caropsyne Peoples's national animal is the Golden Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Caropsyne Peoples is ranked 71,655^th in the world and 8^th in The New Confederacy of Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.83 law-abiding acts per hour.