The Republic of Carnoustie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by CaptainObi with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.521 billion Carnoustieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carnoustie City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carnoustiean economy, worth 216 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,035 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carnoustie's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Carnoustie is ranked 16,509^th in the world and 517^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,461.12 Tourists Per Hour.