The Kingdom of Carnaroli Chimore is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.379 billion Carnaroli Chimoreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Carnaroli Chimorean economy, worth 436 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 129,267 K'ihs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 430,962 per year while the poor average 28,868, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Carnaroli Chimore, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carnaroli Chimore's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carnaroli Chimore is ranked 326,400^th in the world and 539^th in Chimore for Most Cultured, scoring 45 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.