by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,441stMost Influential: 8,027th
The Glorious Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Sun, Sand, Sea
Emperor Carlos II Rechy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Carlist New Chimanguacaro

Population5.787 billion

CapitalSt Lucia
LeaderEmperor Carlos II Rechy
FaithRoman Catholicism

Animalemperor penguin

The Glorious Empire of Carlist New Chimanguacaro is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Carlos II Rechy with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.787 billion New Chimanguacarenes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lucia. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Chimanguacarene economy, worth 706 trillion valentias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,031 valentias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and billions of valentias are spent to take high-quality photos of the Emperor Penguin Nebula. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carlist New Chimanguacaro's national animal is the emperor penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Carlist New Chimanguacaro is ranked 141,230th in the world and 99th in 21st Century Rome for Most Armed, with 0.29 Weapons Per Person.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,441stMost Influential: 8,027thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,570thTop
Most Developed: 12,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,368thLowest Crime Rates: 13,055thHealthiest Citizens: 13,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,201stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,222ndMost Cultured: 14,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,497thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,688thMost Patriotic: 18,563rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,693rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,823rdSmartest Citizens: 19,013thHighest Food Quality: 19,144thLargest Governments: 19,313thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,666thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,695thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,243rdLargest Retail Industry: 21,433rdBest Weather: 21,934thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,157thHighest Average Incomes: 22,868th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the region

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