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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,033rd Most Armed: 3,130th Largest Gambling Industry: 3,196th
The Lunatic Fringe of
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Carl Paladino

Population17.178 billion

Currencyemail
Animalhorse

The Lunatic Fringe of Carl Paladino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.178 billion Carl Paladinoans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The powerhouse Carl Paladinoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion emails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,477 emails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,102 per year while the poor average 13,229, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, research into 'designer babies' is banned, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Carl Paladino's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carl Paladino is ranked 16,182nd in the world and 4th in New York for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,791.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,033rdMost Armed: 3,130thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,196thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,281stLargest Black Market: 6,756thLargest Populations: 6,904thMost Avoided: 8,029thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,172ndHighest Economic Output: 11,879thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,499thMost Influential: 13,048thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,851stMost Stationary: 15,874thLargest Mining Sector: 16,080th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Carl Paladino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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