The United States of Carl and SEAMUS is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Seamus with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.168 billion Seamuses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahulla Akbar. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Carl and SEAMUSian economy, worth 102 trillion Grenades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 87,697 Grenades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, a government program is underway to revitalize Carl and SEAMUS's beaches, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carl and SEAMUS's national animal is the DANKY KANG, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Community of Libotionia.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.
- : Carl and SEAMUS voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Zwangzug".
- : Carl and SEAMUS endorsed The United States of Velow.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The United States of Velow.
- : Carl and SEAMUS voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Marriage Equality".
- : Carl and SEAMUS endorsed The Heerlijk Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands.
- : Carl and SEAMUS endorsed The Republic of Asuroka.
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