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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 594th Most Influential: 1,472nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,901st
The United States of
Father Knows Best State
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The United States of Carl and SEAMUS is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Seamus with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.502 billion Seamuses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahulla Akbar. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Carl and SEAMUSian economy, worth 127 trillion Grenades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 84,789 Grenades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Carl and SEAMUS's beaches, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carl and SEAMUS's national animal is the DANKY KANG, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carl and SEAMUS is ranked 18,544th in the world and 1,012th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 152 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 594thMost Influential: 1,472ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,901stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,178thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,474thMost Armed: 10,521stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,329th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 296th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 374th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 474th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 565th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 645th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 763rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 801st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 900th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 948th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 154 » Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Beladev, Notyoutopia, Holy Oranz, Tharissus, Kaschovia, Shadowrik, Omicron Persei V111, Siwale, Yaorozu, Sil Dorsett, Kwaj, Reannia, Coemgen, Frances Francis the First of France, Peytonamia, Mercy Land, Enosville, Pleroma Sans Romans, Lupus Imperium, Colony of lasting Hopes, Aldion, The Sanada Clan, Puczovska, Lucedeia, Selfgradatude, Alice Gardens, Sankami, Malta Comino Gozo, General COE, SillyString, Bharathvarsh, HMS Unicorn, Friently, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Wineclaw, Merconitonitopia, Kingdom of Space, Necromonia, Diodone, Anima Proxa, American MapleStory, Southern Stroraia, Zedeya, Lamexanope, McMasterdonia, and 104 others.Forunte, Plembobria, Maestros haven, Sheppey, Zemnaya Svoboda, Prevaland, Erfworld, Aenglaland, Yukti, AdyLand, Kelvaros Prime, Celreostia, New Chilokver, The Utopian Movement, Guslantis, Republic of Dixie, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Che Sana Und, Universal State Formula, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Stareogratia, WE Empire, Seven Hills, Cuyan, Montroyale, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Lord Ravenclaw, Bayern-Straubing, Aerilia, Vogonlandia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Horsley Land, Yaris, Blurds, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Territorio di Nessuno, Amerian States, Slaughterhouse Nine, Thenaca, Tredano, Gellandia, Xentherida, Coppicia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Beodarasc, Corfad, Inorganic Tomb Thing, The The Bierands, Unsophisticate, Phillywob, Lionia, Panama Coalition, The Archer Republic, Ice and Tinian, Weehay, Wodan, Aroa, Tee Googly Coffee Me, The Syca, Felhaven, Ainsworth, Bax-Landia, Ausrea, The Austro Germanic Union, Volstokn, Destroedor, Asuroka, Victoriaans Nederlands, New-El, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Libotionia, Mar america, Apetopia, SchoolHouse Rock, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, GDL3, NatsukiLand, Sanjurika, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Malvad, Gospel Power, CurryIndia, Ozstan, Lungha, Inzland, Elhomna, Astal Aavors, Celebia, Bridgett, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Abunenin, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Xagill, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Illusia and Neverendia, and Euginus.

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