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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 511th Most Influential: 1,192nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,510th
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In Hitler we trust
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Carl and SEAMUS

Population2.047 billion


CurrencyFNAF Bucks
AnimalFreddy Fazbear

The United States of Carl and SEAMUS is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Seamus with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 2.047 billion Seamuses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BB. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Carl and SEAMUSian economy, worth 177 trillion FNAF Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 86,492 FNAF Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have seized control of the economy, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carl and SEAMUS's national animal is the Freddy Fazbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carl and SEAMUS is ranked 28,094th in the world and 1,403rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 194.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 511thMost Influential: 1,192ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,510thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,627thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,173rdMost Armed: 11,912thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,227thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,521st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 95th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 420th in the regionMost Armed: 425th in the regionMost Influential: 505th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 667th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 690th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 849th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 935th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 969th in the regionMost Stationary: 979th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,013th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 169 » Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Beladev, Notyoutopia, Holy Oranz, Tharissus, Shadowrik, Omicron Persei V111, Siwale, Yaorozu, Sil Dorsett, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Mercy Land, Enosville, Pleroma Sans Romans, Colony of lasting Hopes, Aldion, The Sanada Clan, Puczovska, Selfgradatude, Alice Gardens, Sankami, Malta Comino Gozo, General COE, SillyString, Bharathvarsh, HMS Unicorn, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Wineclaw, Merconitonitopia, Kingdom of Space, Necromonia, Diodone, Anima Proxa, American MapleStory, Southern Stroraia, Zedeya, Lamexanope, McMasterdonia, Forunte, Sheppey, Prevaland, Yukti, AdyLand, Kelvaros Prime, Celreostia, and 119 others.New Chilokver, Guslantis, Republic of Dixie, Buckerino, Che Sana Und, Universal State Formula, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Seven Hills, Cuyan, Montroyale, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Lord Ravenclaw, Bayern-Straubing, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Yaris, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Territorio di Nessuno, Amerian States, Thenaca, Tredano, Xentherida, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Beodarasc, Corfad, Inorganic Tomb Thing, The The Bierands, Unsophisticate, Phillywob, Lionia, Panama Coalition, Ice and Tinian, Weehay, Wodan, Aroa, Tee Googly Coffee Me, The Syca, Ainsworth, Bax-Landia, Ausrea, The Austro Germanic Union, Volstokn, Destroedor, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Mar america, Apetopia, SchoolHouse Rock, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Malvad, CurryIndia, Ozstan, Lungha, Elhomna, Astal Aavors, Celebia, Abunenin, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Xagill, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Illusia and Neverendia, Euginus, Alsatian Island, Ribbleton, Canada GR, ThE eNd oF eE, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Lake Flotillas, The Mazur Empire, Ceretis, The Kyziban Islands, Nueava Libertalia, Ktyria, Morlanka, Edwerlantin, Amestris-Britannia, Imbizi, Atain, Guyomartand, LaKronia, Pandessiand, New Seaview Cove, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Phoronu, Wesley Republic, Mordant99, Ka Ching, Freienland, Albacria, Zyvetskistaahn, Benolia, Q w e r t y, Paxiosolange, Khorazan, Republican Pacific Islands, The Windmilluminati, Shibutani, Vyxia, The Oceanic Lands, Sallanas, Mazemba, Eisenhand, Wahington, Underground Techno, AGoodPlace, East Supple Lund, Californian Redwood, Halcyon Nova, Lower Nubia, and Riverwinde.

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