The United States of Carl and SEAMUS is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Seamus with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.502 billion Seamuses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahulla Akbar. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Carl and SEAMUSian economy, worth 127 trillion Grenades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 84,789 Grenades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
A government program is underway to revitalize Carl and SEAMUS's beaches, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carl and SEAMUS's national animal is the DANKY KANG, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Conseil Souverain of Euginus.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Stratocratic Winterland of Illusia and Neverendia.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Armed Republic of A Terribly Charismatic Duck.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Xagill.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Eglise Sainte Eve.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Free Land of Avornica.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Kingdom of Abunenin.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The NPA Lieutenant of Malphe.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Confederacy of Socialist Cooperative Republics.
- : Carl and SEAMUS was endorsed by The Free Land of Bridgett.
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