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Most Influential: 945th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,205th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,257th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In Hitler we trust
Civil Rights
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Carl and SEAMUS

Population2.66 billion


CurrencyFNAF Bucks
AnimalFreddy Fazbear

The United States of Carl and SEAMUS is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Seamus with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, triple-decker prams, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The quiet, industrious population of 2.66 billion Seamuses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BB. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Carl and SEAMUSian economy, worth 235 trillion FNAF Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 88,584 FNAF Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carl and SEAMUS's national animal is the Freddy Fazbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carl and SEAMUS is ranked 47,635th in the world and 2,541st in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 945thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,205thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,257thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,171stMost Armed: 10,865thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,829thBest Weather: 15,224th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Armed: 329th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 402nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 475th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 585th in the region

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