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Most Pacifist: 5,256thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,265thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,324th
The Island Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Oops, I did it again!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Caribou Island

Population2.316 billion

CapitalWindermere

CurrencyMoorish Dollar
AnimalCaribou

The Island Kingdom of Caribou Island is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.316 billion Caribou Islanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windermere. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Caribou Islandian economy, worth 149 trillion Moorish Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,625 Moorish Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, interest in globalism never flags, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribou Island's national animal is the Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caribou Island is ranked 250,058th in the world and 122nd in Force for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Pacifist: 5,256thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,265thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,324thNicest Citizens: 7,568thSafest: 7,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,804thMost Inclusive: 8,889thBest Weather: 9,884thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,787thHighest Food Quality: 12,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,579thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,355thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,968thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,204thHealthiest Citizens: 15,455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,583rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,728thMost Cultured: 18,503rdSmartest Citizens: 19,116thMost Income Equality: 20,599thLowest Crime Rates: 21,109thMost Secular: 23,204thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,392ndHighest Drug Use: 24,484th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Safest: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caribou Island's influence in Force rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Caribou Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribou Island, kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribou Island, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribou Island, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribou Island, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribou Island, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribou Island, Max Barry is this year's Miss Caribou Island.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribou Island, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Caribou Island, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.

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