The Island Kingdom of Caribou Island is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.316 billion Caribou Islanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windermere. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Caribou Islandian economy, worth 149 trillion Moorish Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,625 Moorish Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, interest in globalism never flags, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and kindergartens are full of kids dressed as superheroes and princesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribou Island's national animal is the Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caribou Island is ranked 250,058^th in the world and 122^nd in Force for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.