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Nudest: 934th Most Primitive: 4,534th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,162nd
The Saturnian Archipelago of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
ōh ēdnāj aciv ō'īrīṭas ṁīsut ṁōdaj ,iah āhij ōki ahpī'ā
Carevium De Spades
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Carevium

Population3.293 billion

CapitalPhalōrīḍā
LeaderCarevium De Spades

CurrencyKrōna
AnimalPanther

The Saturnian Archipelago of Carevium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carevium De Spades with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.293 billion Careves have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phalōrīḍā. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The Cares economy, worth 186 trillion Krōnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,561 Krōnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and Carevium De Spades's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carevium's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carevium is ranked 94,487th in the world and 19th in Mardigras for Most Devout, with 14.43 Prayers Per Hour.

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Nudest: 934thTop
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Most Primitive: 4,534thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,162ndTop
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Most Average: 13,718th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Carevium's influence in Mardigras rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Carevium's influence in Mardigras rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Carevium's influence in Mardigras rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Carevium's influence in Mardigras rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Carevium's influence in Mardigras rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Carevium's influence in Mardigras rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : Carevium relocated from Depeche mode to Mardigras.
  • : Carevium's influence in Depeche mode fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Carevium's influence in Depeche mode rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Carevium's influence in Depeche mode fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".

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