Population | 10.87 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90094 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.87 billion Cardmania90094ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90094ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,934 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 177,960 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,046,182 per year while the poor average 14,106, a ratio of 74.2 to 1.
Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, Giraffes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90094's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania90094 is ranked 116,764th in the world and 94th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08030209292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90094's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Cardmania90094 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90094, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90094, Giraffes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90094, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90094, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90094, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90094, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90094, governments opposing Cardmania90094 are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90094, Cardmania90094 City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.