The Allied States of Cardmania90085 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.922 billion Cardmania90085ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90085ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,271 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 207,974 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

High school bands practice by moonlight, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and economists claim no news is good news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cardmania90085's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90085 is ranked 38,407^th in the world and 126^th in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.36 law-abiding acts per hour.