The Borderlands of Cardmania90077 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.954 billion Cardmania90077ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90077ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,018 trillion Bodies a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,226 Bodies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The overhead luggage compartment is often full, a TV celebrity dominates the nation's newest democratic political party, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90077's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cardmania90077 is ranked 14,587^th in the world and 40^th in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.64 law-abiding acts per hour.