The Dominion of Cardmania90067 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.98 billion Cardmania90067ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90067ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 198,931 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90067's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90067 is ranked 10,554^th in the world and 16^th in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.05 law-abiding acts per hour.