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Largest Mining Sector: 2,591stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,978thLargest Black Market: 4,182nd
The Federation of
Authoritarian Democracy
Lvl 47
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cardmania90054

Population6.785 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalTiger

The Federation of Cardmania90054 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.785 billion Cardmania90054ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90054ian economy, worth 991 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,063 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Cardmania90054ian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90054's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90054 is ranked 262,971st in the world and 6,963rd in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,591stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,978thLargest Black Market: 4,182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,476thMost Avoided: 7,939thNudest: 8,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,487thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,498thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,209thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,668thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,347thMost Armed: 12,901stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,865thMost Patriotic: 15,724thHighest Average Incomes: 16,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,925thMost Secular: 17,695thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,719thHighest Economic Output: 21,411thMost Efficient Economies: 21,470thLargest Governments: 22,860thMost Developed: 24,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,512th
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Largest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 197th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 241st in the regionNudest: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 363rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 430th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 434th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 436th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 503rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 537th in the regionMost Stationary: 568th in the regionMost Influential: 571st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 582nd in the regionMost Armed: 582nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 673rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 704th in the regionMost Patriotic: 720th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90054 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90054, endangered species are effective hostages against the Cardmania90054ian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90054, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90054, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90054, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90054, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90054, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90054, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90054, even God cannot save you in Cardmania90054.
  • : Cardmania90054 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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