The Federation of Cardmania90054 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.785 billion Cardmania90054ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90054ian economy, worth 991 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,063 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Cardmania90054ian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90054's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90054 is ranked 262,971^st in the world and 6,963^rd in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.