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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,496thFattest Citizens: 3,906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,547th
The Protectorate of
Moralistic Democracy
I'm not dead yet!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cardmania90029

Population3.206 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalVulture

The Protectorate of Cardmania90029 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.206 billion Cardmania90029ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90029ian economy, worth 370 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 115,626 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The homeless more often beg for mercy than money, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90029's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania90029 is ranked 111,754th in the world and 2,542nd in Balder for Most Influential, scoring 96 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,496thFattest Citizens: 3,906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,547thLargest Black Market: 4,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,515thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,744thMost Armed: 6,180thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,546thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,096thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,403rdMost Avoided: 8,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,637thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,759thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,015thTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,851stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,988thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,639thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,874th
Top
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 167th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198th in the regionFattest Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Black Market: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 300th in the regionMost Armed: 317th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 378th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 444th in the regionMost Avoided: 453rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 580th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 587th in the regionRudest Citizens: 718th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90029, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90029, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90029, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90029, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Cardmania90029 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90029, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90029, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90029, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Cardmania90029 has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90029, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Cardmania90029 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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